Protective Flying Penis Earring
Pair of blackened bronze earrings with tourmaline or turquoise drop stones. 14K gold filled wire.
In these heightened times, why not try a penis with wings? Whether you’re venturing out a little bit more into the world or staying close to home, these flying phalluses are sure to ward off evil.
Ancient Romans fought disease and sickness by wearing amulets shaped like giant phalluses. The thinking went something like this: the fertile power of the phallus would keep them safe. And you know, I can roll with that. Especially when you add some wings to it - a flying penis apparently had more chance at protecting its wearer since it was more mobile. I don’t know about you, but this is not logic I’m going to challenge.
Dimensions: 2..44” L x 1.33” W
Weight: 7.6g each
ADDITIONAL INFO
• Handmade in the USA.
• Learn more about Stone Properties.
• See our Shipping & Returns policy.
• Questions and special requests? Contact studio@lisaeisnerjewelry.com.
Pair of blackened bronze earrings with tourmaline or turquoise drop stones. 14K gold filled wire.
In these heightened times, why not try a penis with wings? Whether you’re venturing out a little bit more into the world or staying close to home, these flying phalluses are sure to ward off evil.
Ancient Romans fought disease and sickness by wearing amulets shaped like giant phalluses. The thinking went something like this: the fertile power of the phallus would keep them safe. And you know, I can roll with that. Especially when you add some wings to it - a flying penis apparently had more chance at protecting its wearer since it was more mobile. I don’t know about you, but this is not logic I’m going to challenge.
Dimensions: 2..44” L x 1.33” W
Weight: 7.6g each
ADDITIONAL INFO
• Handmade in the USA.
• Learn more about Stone Properties.
• See our Shipping & Returns policy.
• Questions and special requests? Contact studio@lisaeisnerjewelry.com.
Pair of blackened bronze earrings with tourmaline or turquoise drop stones. 14K gold filled wire.
In these heightened times, why not try a penis with wings? Whether you’re venturing out a little bit more into the world or staying close to home, these flying phalluses are sure to ward off evil.
Ancient Romans fought disease and sickness by wearing amulets shaped like giant phalluses. The thinking went something like this: the fertile power of the phallus would keep them safe. And you know, I can roll with that. Especially when you add some wings to it - a flying penis apparently had more chance at protecting its wearer since it was more mobile. I don’t know about you, but this is not logic I’m going to challenge.
Dimensions: 2..44” L x 1.33” W
Weight: 7.6g each
ADDITIONAL INFO
• Handmade in the USA.
• Learn more about Stone Properties.
• See our Shipping & Returns policy.
• Questions and special requests? Contact studio@lisaeisnerjewelry.com.
